Few tips to take gals along your desire!!!!!

 

• If you kiss her, you are not a gentlemen
• If you don't, you are not a man
• If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
• If you don't, you are good for nothing
• If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing
• If you don't, you are not understanding
• If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring
• If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing
• If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
• If you don't, you are a dull boy
• If you are jealous, she says it's bad
• If you don't, she thinks you don't love her
• If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her
• If you don't, she thinks you don't like her
• If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait
• If you visit another, she accuses you of being a heel
• If she is visited by another, 'Oh! it's natural, we are girls'
• If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
• If you kiss her too many, she yells that you are taking advantage
• If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
• If you do, she thinks it's just one of the man's tactics
• If you stare at other, she accuses you of flirting
• If she is stared by others, she says that they are just admiring
• If she talks, she wants you to listen
• If you listen, she wants you to talk

      In Short:
      So simple, yet so complex
      So weak, yet so powerful
      So confusing, yet so desirable ...women!

 

• If you kiss him, he kisses you back
• If you don't, he patiently waits
• If you praise him, he says thank you
• If you don't, he feels secure in your love
• If you agree to all his likes, you have met your fantasy man
• If you don't, you still get along
• If you visit him often, he welcomes you every time
• If you don't, he'll visit you instead
• If you are well dressed, he says you are beautiful
• If you don't, you are still beautiful
• If you are jealous, he reassures you and holds you
• If you're not, he gives you no reason to be
• If you are a minute late, he is grateful for your arrival
• If he is late, he apologizes and makes it up to you
• If you visit another man, he is secure that you love only him
• If he is visited by another woman, you are secure that he loves only you
• If you kiss him once in a while, he's appreciative of your affection
• If you kiss him often, he will always have you on his mind
• If you stare at another man, he knows that you're only admiring
• If he is stared at by other women, you know why -- he's one hot babe
• If you talk, he'll always listen
• If you listen, he'll tell you anything you want to know